Our History

After seeing modern society ruined by fast food establishments full of junk and barely edible "food", our proud founder, Julius Robert Oppenheimer decided to make Kurger Bing, in an act of mockery to Burger king. However, his lack of available funds due to the removal of his security clearance as a result of communist relations forced him and his business to take up the empty space in Chernobyl.

a rough start

After picking up a small team of four employees, he set up store in the reactor. He originally found trouble finding customers to go to the most radioactive place on planet earth, until yhamir, the faithful cashier told his family that he was working for a restaurant at chernobyl. They thought it was funny and spread the rumour, allowing people to come to the establishment.

legal troubles

Now that we had started making money, a multi-billion dollar corporation named burger king noticed that we "stole their name" and they sued us. this was an issue, because we had just started getting customers.

Now, we are 1.2 million dollars in debt.

god save us.