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kurger bing
"my mission is to bring kurger bing out of the million dollars of debt owed to burger king, and we shall do this through good customer service!"
-Blake, customer service
"burgers. burgers. burgers. burgers. burgers. burgers. burgers. burgers. burgers. burgers. burgers. burgers."
-William, burger flipper
"the ingredients we use are locally sourced from our farm, the Elephant's foot. We always serve the freshest ingredients."
-Larry, Ingredient Sourcerer
"We serve authentic foods at an authentic price, though some times we may mark up prices because we are still like 1.2 million dollars in debt."
-yhamir, cashier
"We work with pride knowing we assist in quenching the thirst and hunger of our patrons."
-Janelle, manager
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